Sittard

Sittard is the best city in Limburg. Limburg is a province in the Netherlands. Life is good 👍. In the local dialect it is called Zitterd.

I live in Sittard, best city there is.

by Zittesje Sjnaak May 4, 2022

shittarded

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.

"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"

by superaly June 13, 2005

shittard

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.

I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.

by z-mon March 13, 2009

sistard

a sister that sometimes acts like a retard

"My sistard here just chugged sixteen beers and she wants to drive us home:

by Lindsay Duff August 6, 2007

shittard

A retarded shithead.

Joey Hoey is a shittard.

by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004

Sistard

Sistard sĭs'tärd' - noun - female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring; also a female sibling; that is also slow, dimwitted, and/or appears mentally challenged with the severe level of intelligence deficiency, yet is allegedly cognitively normal according to the standards set by society.

My Sistard drives me to intense feelings of fratricide.

by Wraith0 April 6, 2010

shittard

a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both

Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.

by smg2003-2007 May 7, 2009