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Sittard is the best city in Limburg. Limburg is a province in the Netherlands. Life is good 👍. In the local dialect it is called Zitterd.
I live in Sittard, best city there is.
Sittard by Zittesje Sjnaak May 4, 2022
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shittarded 

getting so shitfaced that you become retarded.
"Dude, I got so shittarded last night!"
shittarded by superaly June 13, 2005
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shittard 

a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.
I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.
shittard by z-mon March 13, 2009
a sister that sometimes acts like a retard
"My sistard here just chugged sixteen beers and she wants to drive us home:
sistard by Lindsay Duff August 6, 2007

shittard 

Joey Hoey is a shittard.
shittard by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004
Sistard sĭs'tärd' - noun - female offspring having both parents in common with another offspring; also a female sibling; that is also slow, dimwitted, and/or appears mentally challenged with the severe level of intelligence deficiency, yet is allegedly cognitively normal according to the standards set by society.
My Sistard drives me to intense feelings of fratricide.
Sistard by Wraith0 April 6, 2010

shittard 

a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both
Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.
shittard by smg2003-2007 May 7, 2009
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