A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half
dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in
english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and
long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.