Swonkowski 

The big and friendly "Beast" of Swonkowski needs many cuddels and a lovely little friend to feel Home.

You are a real Swonkowski!

Swonkowski by Teamolia August 27, 2021

slomkowski 

Biggest loser in the world. Usually people with this last name are attracted to their same sex. They could be gay watch out.

"You know Mr. Slomkowski?"
"Yea he gay fr"

slomkowski by gabemable13 January 31, 2023

Stankowski 

Normaly two people who share a unique, close family bond together. These people often smell of freshly made bin liners and have a keen interest in rugby.

1. Look at those pair of Stankowski's
2. What a Stankowski
3. You Stankowski

Stankowski by Mark Son Of Gay January 4, 2008

Switkowski 

A small but exceedingly smelly shit which somehow manages to get smeared liberally down the side of the bowl, on the toilet seat, on the floor and out into the hallway.

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We lost our bond because someone dropped a Switkowski and we had to burn the house down.

Switkowski by Mucus Van Merkin January 17, 2007

sobkowski

A fuckin polish hoe

You're such a Sobkowski

sobkowski by weebo231 May 27, 2017