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Swinbourne 

The act of rubbing your penis in the dark, using your tears as the lube.
Andy was pulling a 'swinbourne' last night because his girlfriend was cheating on him with his dad
Swinbourne by frielos February 7, 2015

swineberg 

A swine of truly gigantic proportions. Used when the word swine on it's own just doesn't cut it.
Shut the hell up, you swineberg !
You really are a swineberg !
swineberg by Thorien September 16, 2008

Swinus Infection 

Any illness that could be a prelude too or symptoms of the swine flu.

An illness used to call out of work sick or to avoid a function that one does not want to attend.
Swine Flu

Swinus Infection

Infection

Cold

Sinus Infection

Latasha Badley
Swinus Infection by swinus b real November 12, 2009

Swingbat 

A colloquialism for any game involving a bat and ball.
Refers to the motion of swinging the bat
Swingbat by Edii February 25, 2005

swinebrenner 

A man who wraps his balls in raw bacon then pounds his partner in the ass
That dude gave his drunk friend a Swinebrenner!! Nasty!!
swinebrenner by Shwacko September 14, 2017

swineball 

a miserable person of little motivation, lesser discretion, a conscious disregard for other's feelings and a big fan of gas station hot dogs.
"Jesus Andy get off your ass, take a shower, shut up and kill yourself - what a swineball."
swineball by swineball January 20, 2010