2 definitions by swineball

a miserable person of little motivation, lesser discretion, a conscious disregard for other's feelings and a big fan of gas station hot dogs.
"Jesus Andy get off your ass, take a shower, shut up and kill yourself - what a swineball."
by swineball January 20, 2010
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A categorically sloppy female, usually of larger proportions, who wildly enjoys giving head, almost to a fault. Almost.
"Beth is such a beefqueen - if splooge was a salad she'd be a hell of a lot thinner."
by swineball January 19, 2010
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