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When man is hard to love, and expects constant reach arounds, its quite often possible to fantasize about your best mates mother. He's hard to please, and certainly even harder to talk to.
He didn't speak a word till after the reach around, and then just said....waaaaa! I'm Swinny good!
Swinny by Andrew Swinton September 9, 2007

Swinny boi 

Ilkay: What's a kebab?
Nathan: It's a turkish food you swinny boi
Ilkay: Oh swag
Swinny boi by Grazor May 31, 2019

swinny trap 

the trap people fall into when they move to Swinburne "university", and start to do hard drugs because they got offered it on campus
Person 1: I heard Jack fell into the "swinny trap"
Person 2: Yeah, he got offered heroin and that was that.
swinny trap by yourm8nate August 28, 2016

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.
Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.
Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

National Skinnydipping Day 

August 13th~it's Real! When I can't do the real thing, I dip my foot in the wading pool & flash my boobs! I wonder how many people know about this holiday.
National Skinnydipping Day is Real & many people participate.
The hole that you put your foot in.
Logan : Hey man, what's the hole on your shoes?
Dylan : Oh, you mean an eyelet?
Logan : Nah nah, the big hole that you put your foot in.
Dylan : Oh, that's the Swinney.
SWINNEY by footenthusiast6 May 14, 2021