Swiltch 

A word used to make others not want something that you have that is actually really good.

Bob: Hey, can I have some of that drink?
Frankenstein: Are you sure you want some? It's swiltch
Bob: Ewww no!

Swiltch by Pat8969 September 21, 2005

Butt and Switch

1. the art of changing the topic of converstion by cleverly interrupting and redirecting the topic without being obvious.

After listening to Herman incesstantly babbling about a fence post I applied the butt and switch method.

Butt and Switch by pyra023 September 10, 2010

no bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas 

The code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand.

1. Etika: There is a set of code that accompanies this YouTube channel in every action it does! NO BITCH NIGGAS! NO SNITCH NIGGAS! NO TWITCH NIGGAS! And NO FAKE SWITCH NIGGAS! Get back to me on that last one, I still don't know what the fuck it means. If you are a member of this YouTube channel, you LIVE by these laws! What happens when we find, not just an individual, or a group, or an entity, WE FIND an ENTIRE COMPANY OF NOTHING BUT B I T C H - M A D E N I G G A S ? ! YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?!
Ｂ Ａ Ｃ Ｋ Ｈ Ａ Ｎ Ｄ Ｐ Ｉ Ｍ Ｐ － Ｓ Ｔ Ｙ Ｌ Ｅ Ｎ Ｉ Ｇ Ｇ Ａ Ａ Ｃ Ｔ Ｉ Ｏ Ｎ ！
2. PERSON A: No bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas is the code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand. PERSON B: Cool!

no bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas by Papyrus Semi January 26, 2018

masturbate and switch 

Masturbate and switch — the erotic KINK of having sex with one person while thinking of another; or, of talking dirty to a sexual partner and allowing them to verbally — either from your mouth or theirs — acknowledge deep sexual attraction for another person; or, for an extreme sexual scenario.

This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!

On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.

On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.

Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!

Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!

But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!

Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!

Him: Wow, that was a quick orgasm, babe!!! You must have been really horny.

Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!

Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!

masturbate and switch by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 21, 2023

Hungarian Switch 

When Hungary switched sides during World War 2. This 100% totally happened.

Isorrowproductions: Time to do the Hungarian Switch, don’t look that up on urban dictionary.

Hungarian Switch by DomEatsToblerone December 22, 2022

switcheroo 

(noun) A maneuver which entails acquiring the original of something or someone even and replacing the original with a fake or a forgery.

Tina got ahold of her mom's entire bottle of narcotic painkillers. Knowing that her mother would never take any of them, Tina simply pulled the 'ol switcheroo and emptied the bottle of painkillers and substituted their absence with some kind of laxative pills that looked very similar. Tina was on her way to Junkie-dom.

switcheroo by Nikki Stixx May 23, 2019

jailbait and switch 

A cougar dressed in a schoolgirl outfit

My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.

jailbait and switch by Mrs Plow December 1, 2010