Swiftbeast 

The highest beastlyness.you can get.

EXAMPLE kobe bryant. Your friend: "Man! I am the beast!" You: well im a swiftbeast!"

Swiftbeast by The swiftbeast January 2, 2012

Taylor Swiftboated 

When someone with an anti-social disorder (ego-mania, perhaps?) destroys one's moment in the limelight.

My head was rushing, I didn't know who to begin to thank, then some fucker grabbed the mic and Taylor Swiftboated my ass.

Taylor Swiftboated by Evil W September 15, 2009

Taylor Swiftboat 

To write a song about an ex-boyfriend with obvious references to his identity and wrongdoing.

"Maddie totally Taylor Swiftboated Danny at the talent show."

"How do you know it was Danny?"

"The song was called 'Homeroom Skank Behind the Bleachers on my Birthday.'"

"That title is awfully specific. "

Taylor Swiftboat by SaucyMcMuffin September 26, 2014

Swiftboated 

To have your credibility attacked by an a dishonest political machine. Named for four ads run by a conservative group of Vietnam War veterans called Swiftboat Veterans for Truth (SBVT) during the 2004 presidential campaign.

The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.

The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads.

These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.

Steve: The New York Post ran a story that Al Pacino is a child molester. They're trying to swiftboat him.
Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys.
Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.

Swiftboated by kickflipthecat July 29, 2010

Sweatbeast

A noun given to any obese person with very bad personal hygiene, which results in a body odour reminiscent of excrament and/or sweat.

May also be used to someone who has not showered/bathed in over a week OR an obese woman dressed like a whore on a night out

Getty you're a right sweatbeast! Take a shower

Sweatbeast by Gandles October 9, 2006

swiftboat 

to distort history for political purposes, especially in a vicious personal attack

The upcoming ABC documentary 'The Path to 9/11' is expected to swiftboat the Clinton administration, accusing it of ignoring the terrorist threat.

swiftboat by JwW September 7, 2006

Swiftboated 

exposure of a false hero by people who are fimiliar with claimed heroic acts

John claimed to have saved a life in the local tragic fire. However, after noting that John was aat the time, actually in a bar 20 miles away by the bartender, John was Swiftboated by several other people the entire week following the fictitious claim.

Swiftboated by Mike52 Fleming October 28, 2006