Take a shower

Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.

Damn nigga you stink take a shower do something you need to wash dat ass

by Realiststatements July 1, 2019

Take a shower

Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

I'm gonna go take a shower

by A mothafuckkin starfish April 3, 2014

taking a shower

1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower

by annacakes January 17, 2009

taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

by TheBigBoyB January 26, 2015

Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

by BigBootyEater69 May 22, 2020

Take A Shower

Premium relationship with unexplained lore

im gonna go take a shower but after you wanna talk? i miss you soo much already ❤️ its killing me i dont understand why i miss you when you're gone for even 15 minutes 😤 ❤️i love you soo much

by InternetGoaty November 28, 2019

go take a shower

the act of taking a shower

bro u got dick cheese build up go take a shower

by Alex666420 August 8, 2020