Definitions by kickflipthecat
rick santorum
1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
rick santorum by kickflipthecat August 21, 2011
.shit
(Point Shit) Less than a .1 of weed. When someone says they'll throw in for your next bowl or joint and they pull a bag out of their pocket with one small hit worth of bud.
Can lead to the awkward situation of not having enough for to get everyone high.
Can lead to the awkward situation of not having enough for to get everyone high.
.shit by kickflipthecat August 2, 2011
i'm high
Used to indicate the speaker is under the influence of a mind-altering substance. If it's not obviously something else, that usually means they're referring to cannabis. Can be used as an excuse for being unable to comprehend basic math.
i'm high by kickflipthecat November 5, 2010
Swiftboated
To have your credibility attacked by an a dishonest political machine. Named for four ads run by a conservative group of Vietnam War veterans called Swiftboat Veterans for Truth (SBVT) during the 2004 presidential campaign.
The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads.
These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.
The ads featured Vietnam veterans corroborating falsehoods about Kerry's service in Vietnam, and criticizing his testimony as a member of Vietnam Veterans Against the War before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
The accuracy of the ads was discredited by official Navy records, other veterans, and several of the SBVT's own members. In spite of media sources openly questioning their validity, they were effective in raising doubts about Kerry's war record in critical swing states. Bush, a draft-dodger, managed to win his second term in the 2004 election, largely due to the Swiftboat ads.
These days, when media figures have their image attacked, they claim they've been swiftboated in order to imply that the attackers are dishonest or using false information.
Steve: The New York Post ran a story that Al Pacino is a child molester. They're trying to swiftboat him.
Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys.
Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.
Bob: Wait, I read what that means on Urban Dictionary. According to the highest rated definitions, that means he's raping little boys.
Steve: What? That's not what swiftboated means at all, just look on wikipedia. Those definitions must have been written by Bush supporters.
Swiftboated by kickflipthecat July 29, 2010
Ass eating grin
A forced, fake-looking smile you put on when you have to pretend you're enjoying something awful, like kissing your boss's ass. Counterpart to a shit eating grin, where you put on a big stupid smile, completely unaware of an uncomfortable situation you've created.
Bob told that dumbass Michael his presentation was great. You could see the ass eating grin plastered on his face.
Ass eating grin by kickflipthecat July 27, 2010
Pinged
The earliest stage of alcohol consumption, when one is just barely aware of the chemical's interaction with the brain, but not buzzed yet. As close to sober as possible, but not 100%. Usually occurs within the first couple drinks, but it varies from person to person.
One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.
Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.
One might think they are pinged after a few swigs of a drink, not because the alcohol is actually affecting their brain, but because they think they should be feeling something already. This is a placebo effect, and causes people to loosen up for no apparent reason and others to call them lightweights.
Pinged is often the only state where one can be confident they are below the drink-drive limit.
Bob: How much you had?
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.
Dweezil: Just two beers, I'm still cool to drive.
Bob: You sure? You're not even buzzed yet?
Dweezil: Nah, just pinged.
Pinged by kickflipthecat June 28, 2010
Consolation blunt
A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Consolation blunt by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009