Swiddle 

To convince the use of ones point of view, stance, disposition, or new idea in a smooth stylish manner.

The new iPhone 11 swiddles because of it's new features.

Swiddle by LGG#39 December 12, 2019

Swiddle 

The act of urinating into the rectum during anal intercourse.

I was having a nice butt fuck with my wife and I thought I was almost there and I wound up swiddleing all inside her anus.

Swiddle by WootALoot December 14, 2009

Swiddle swaddle 

A unit of measurement, in regards to how much one can fit inside ones foreskin.

"I can fit about a dollar .25 in quarters in my swiddle swaddle."
Oh wow..."
"Yeah, that's what I said when I tried to make it a dollar fifty I quarters."

Swiddle swaddle by Timma366 December 28, 2024

Swoop and Swiddle 

When a player on Call of Duty Black Ops (or any COD games) distracts an oposing player while a teammate kills the oposing player from behind.

Yo gamehunter you want to go get some noobs with the swoop and swiddle?

Swoop and Swiddle by JW1083 June 22, 2011

skiddledinger 

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect

Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger

skiddledinger by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014

Swindle sheets 

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

fizzy swindle by SprintTM December 20, 2008