spill your junk

The act of blowing your load in or on some bitch.

Steve: Would you spill your junk inside that cum dumpster over there?
Matt: Dude, that whore is 87 years old.
Steve: Whatever, she's probably a good fuck.

by SprintTM June 22, 2009

bloody diamond

Taking home and fucking one of those old whores that frequent either the Neil Diamond or Super Diamond concerts when she is on her period.

Quentin: I did a bloody diamond last night.
Hank: Do you know Quentin is a fag name?

by SprintTM June 22, 2009

fizzy swindle

When you jizz in a girls crawl space but pretend you didn't because you know she is not on the pill.

See that stupid pregnant bitch? I heard Chuck did a fizzy swindle on that whore.

by SprintTM December 15, 2008