swiddledick 

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.

Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.

swiddledick by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

twiddledick 

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.

I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.

Spindledick by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008

swizzledick 

A person that is a stupid dickhead

Jerry sure is a swizzledick.

swizzledick by Alex Haladay January 21, 2004

Shliddledick 

A shrivelled little dick.

"We all laughed and made fun of him because of his shliddledick"

Shliddledick by Dixelpixel69 May 12, 2016

Skiddledink 

A substitutionary word used for any situation.

"You're a skiddledink, you know that?"

Skiddledink by ActiveLooncher January 20, 2019

twiddledickin 

constantly distracted and/or slacking off

“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”

twiddledickin by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024