swiddledick

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.

Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.

swiddledick by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

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twiddledick

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

twiddledick by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

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Spindledick

1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.

2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.

3.) Expletive.

I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!

What a !@#@# spindledick!

The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.

Spindledick by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008