Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.
by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022
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by Nikki6 March 15, 2009
Get the twiddledick mug.1.) A rather non-impressive specimen of the male genitals. Not at all well-endowed. A needle dick, wee willie winky.
2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.
3.) Expletive.
2.)A pathetic man, who attempts to compensate for his tiny penis by degrading others.
3.) Expletive.
I hear that her ex-husband was a real spindledick!
What a !@#@# spindledick!
The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
What a !@#@# spindledick!
The neighbor across the street is having an affair with her spindledick of a husband.
by Tiny Eyes July 30, 2008
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by ActiveLooncher January 20, 2019
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