Swindle

(v); to swindle
A form of revenge. When one shits on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. This can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. An important part of swindling is discretion. The person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the shit you have bestowed upon them.

(past tense)
Jon: Dude, I just swindled Mark so bad!
Rob: Why?
Jon: he stole my bitch so I took a shit in his bed!
Rob: NICE!

by Swindler's List June 16, 2013

Swindle

someone who tries to play you over. play games with you.

Brandon you been on some swindles

by michelle myers December 8, 2003

swindle

swindle means that you’re gay

“ oh did you know that i’m swindle” “ oh shit then i’m swindle k”

by CLL sretsis abeoma January 25, 2022

swindle

To trick, to fool, or to take advantage of a person's naivety

I told her I would give her head after she gave me head, But I just put the condom on after she was done sucking me. She got swindled!

by treyrobs August 7, 2014

swindle

to rob somebody out of something.

Man as if you swindled that CD player

by Rick Jamison February 17, 2004

Swindle

The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.

So i swindled the paper!

by DeMoNiC February 20, 2003

Swindle

The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool

Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.

Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!

by Eruth August 31, 2012