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A Swett is a nickname for a dirty cum guzzling whore who literally lives up to the saying ‘if the river runs red, take the dirt track instead’. Using the phrases ‘Like feeding a tic-tac to a Whale’ and ‘Like waving a flagpole in Space’ doesn’t even compare to the massive size of a Swett’s GAPING frontbum hole.
Example #1 (In a club)
Boy 1: Core you seen that right dirty little swett over there?
Boy 2: Yes mate, I bet you could fit the statue of liberty up her cunt

Example #2: (Watching a dirty porn with a Girl taking it in the Pink and the Stink)

Boy 1: Core she's getting proper destroyed the swett

Boy 2: Bet she f*king loves it the dirty little BIT!!

slut whore tart
SWETT by Cheeky Crawford November 15, 2010
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a swett is a person who trys so hard in class that they get the highest mark in the class. they can also be teachers pets
girl: what did you get in the test
other girl: 45/46
random dude: swett!!!
Swett by rawchickennuggets November 23, 2019
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Dick Swett

1) Something Trahan loves.
2) Something Trahan needs.
"I love the name Dick Swett." - Trahan
"So you love dick sweat?" - Andy
"Yeah, I love Dick Swett." - Andy
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Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!

Seedy Settings 

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)
My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say
Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

stettler 

The act of writing an email to many recipients with the hope that you'll get a response from at least one person. This email is blatantly truthful and can be offensive to one or more of the recipients.
I have made calls, left multiple voicemails and have heard nothing, so I will need to stettler these people to get a response.
stettler by Itis Whatitis #1 May 19, 2017

Shamita Shetty 

There is something incredibly beautiful about Shamita Shetty who knows herself she can't break she just falls but in every fall she rises, past who she was before.Her heart is Exquisite. She’s genuine loving kind compassionate, and generous. An awe-inspiring soul is what she is! She is joy she is light she is LOVE. She has something more than material value she has a soul no money can buy.
Shamita Shetty is defined as Queen of hearts for loud, proud women who stand up and speak out. For her confidence and imperfection, her strength and vulnerability. She is beautiful soul, wonderful daughter , sister loyal friend . Graceful dancer , amazing actress.Has done various Reality Shows like Khatron ke Khiladi, Jhalak Dikhla Jaa, BigBoss OTT & BigBoss15. She has performed in many hit songs
Shamita Shetty by Shamita is Love February 22, 2022
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