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A hilarious person; one who is just an all around goofball. Plus, they r damn sexy
that guy is such a swetty
swetty by dispatchfan09 February 9, 2008
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swetty...a person from scotland. A swetty sock, jock, a ginger person
"That drunken ginger man staggering in the road wearing a celtic top, eating a fried mars bar is obviously a swetty. Shall we run him over?"
swetty by Dr Fox May 23, 2007

Swetty Betty 

Swetty Betty is where you roll up toilet roll and wet it so its like all "swetty" and throw it at a wall so it sticks.
Woah Ethan do you want to make some Swetty Bettys ?

Sweaty Bog 

The Bog is the area between the genitalia (usually male) and the asshole. This area is also known as the Taint but when it is particularly sweaty, slimy or not clean it is referred to as "the bog".
After having sloppy sex all night and then going for a jog. Kenny declared, "Man, my bog is sweaty."

Alan had a sweaty bog because he refused to shower for a week.
Sweaty Bog by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Sweaty Nerd 

I was playing gun game on blops og and this kid kept winning, that kid was such a sweaty nerd
Sweaty Nerd by Officerwilson August 11, 2017

Sweaty Ben 

Another name for a gun dealer that is easy confused with a used car salesman or beached whale sweating in the summer sun. Often seen selling guns for far great than retail price all while sweating heavily.
Sweaty Ben breathes heavily as he moves from one end of the 5ft table displaying overpriced rifles to the other.
Sweaty Ben by LaughyTaffy2u December 5, 2017