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sweet apple massacre 

A family friendly story fit for all ages that includes your favourite MLP:FiM characters. Such as Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Big Macintosh.
Brony1: Hey man, have you read Sweet Apple Massacre?
Brony2:Nope.
Brony1: Good.

sweet apple pie 

Theresa had such a fine sweet apple pie
sweet apple pie by Doubleda December 4, 2015

Sweet apple massacre

This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:

- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping

- really out of character stuff

As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.

Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.

Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.

It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless
The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks
Sweet apple massacre by ElliottLava November 12, 2025

Sweet Apples 

Any tits that arent over a C cup, prefectly round and soft
OMG sweet apples!!
Damn that bitch got sweet apples
Sweet Apples by Dan P. June 6, 2005

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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