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A sort of "bracket" used to put around usernames, perhaps if the original normal username is taken, or just to look cool
"Bro Xx_FaZEsmokeweedeveryday69_xX just quickscoped me again bruh"
"Nah bro he's got the legendary Xx_xX in the username don't mess with him"
"Nah bro he's got the legendary Xx_xX in the username don't mess with him"
by ElliottLava January 12, 2024
Get the Xx_xX mug.This is considered one of the most disgusting trollfics ever made. Personally i think it's pretty funny but some people may be uncomfortable. This story contains:
- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping
- really out of character stuff
As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.
Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.
Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.
It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless
- rape
- incest
- torture
- rape by proxy
- sexual torture
- physical torture
- mental torture (for the reader lmao)
- pedophilia
- anal
- oral
- fucking 6 year olds being tortured and raped to death
- zoophilia
- dismemberment
- scat
- vomit
- gore
- lots and lots of rape can't stress this enough
- beating
- kidnapping
- really out of character stuff
As y'all can see, this was written with the express purpose of being a shock story. It literally has every trigger warning known to man.
Quick context: this is an MLP trollfic made to shock fans of MLP, posted under the guise of being a "creepypasta", which to me makes it really fucking funny instead of it just being smut.
Big macintosh is one of the few adult ponies, he's kind, peaceful and literally wouldn't hurt a fly. He's the brother of Applejack, a teenage pony and Applebloom, a 6-8 year old pony. Applebloom, sweetiebelle and scootaloo are friends and are called the cutie mark crusaders.
It's a really fucked up bit of trollficing, but it's funny nonetheless
The teacher forgot to make us log in to submit our projects, so I pasted in the entirety of sweet apple massacre, let's see what she thinks
by ElliottLava November 12, 2025
Get the Sweet apple massacre mug.Most people see sans the skeleton as a very powerful character, and use megalovania as a sign of power. But really, if you knew the lore of undertale, you'd know that he's the second weakest boss after Crystal the amalgamate (snowdrake's mom) and although he does manage to kill most players the first time, they can just reset again and again. Also, Megalovania is not sanses theme, it's doctor andonutses theme, so there. Sans as a meme built from misinformation
by ElliottLava January 6, 2022
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Get the Insects mug.The new gamemode in a shape game that everyone's been waiting for for 9 years even though its literally 3 lines of code
Person 1: Why did rubrub have to turn something we can already make into a fucking gamemode just to take up more time for 2.2?
Person 2: Fucking moron, we can already make the swingcopter
Person 2: Fucking moron, we can already make the swingcopter
by ElliottLava July 31, 2023
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