Swappus
Swappus by Leoismydog November 7, 2018
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Swampus
An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.
Swampus by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004
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Swappus • Swampus • Swampus pompus • swampuss • Swappisize • swamp pussy • swappy swap • snap puss • Swab pussy • swamp puss
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swampus by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011
Swappisize
Getting 2 for the price of 1 is swappisizing.
When negotiating a deal you can say to the seller "You better swappisize that biotch!", if you feel the value to price ratio is not good enough.
When negotiating a deal you can say to the seller "You better swappisize that biotch!", if you feel the value to price ratio is not good enough.
Swappisize by Swappy May 14, 2004
swampuss
A portmanteau combining the words "swamp" and "pussy"; it occurs when a female ceases to wash her va-jay-jay for an extended period of time, resulting in said va-jay-jay reeking of an odour so foul that one could start a bush fire by simply lighting a match near the fumes.
Jim: Yo, how was it with Katie last night? You get it in?
John: Dawg, I couldn't even get hard! Her swampuss was so bad that the fumes incinerated my condom!
John: Dawg, I couldn't even get hard! Her swampuss was so bad that the fumes incinerated my condom!
swampuss by traphouse333 June 20, 2018
Swampus pompus
When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.
After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.
Swampus pompus by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017
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