Swappus

When the female accidently poops and squirts at the same time while doing anal.

Guy: Dude she had a swappus, it was messy.

by Leoismydog November 7, 2018

Swampus

An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004

swampus

A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass

I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.

by Rubber Band Balls January 5, 2011

Swappisize

To get the best value to price ratio.

Getting 2 for the price of 1 is swappisizing.
When negotiating a deal you can say to the seller "You better swappisize that biotch!", if you feel the value to price ratio is not good enough.

by Swappy May 14, 2004

swampuss

A portmanteau combining the words "swamp" and "pussy"; it occurs when a female ceases to wash her va-jay-jay for an extended period of time, resulting in said va-jay-jay reeking of an odour so foul that one could start a bush fire by simply lighting a match near the fumes.

Jim: Yo, how was it with Katie last night? You get it in?
John: Dawg, I couldn't even get hard! Her swampuss was so bad that the fumes incinerated my condom!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018

Swampus pompus

When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.

After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.

by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017