" Sheila used to be so much fun now all she does is look at her phone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."
"What can we do to help her?"
" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."
by Gregaroidson. March 20, 2017
"Dude did you just fart?"
"Yeah"
"What the hell is wrong with you, don't you know you're creating greenhouse gas?"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"
by Gregaroidson. March 20, 2017
Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."
Person #2 "Why you say that?"
Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."
Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."
by Gregaroidson. April 10, 2019
When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.
After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.
by Gregaroidson. June 13, 2017
To finish the job you started.
When Donny realized he wouldn't see Paris for a while he felt bad for pulling out. It was then he decided to re enter Paris and finish the job.
by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017
"Hurry up and get ready the band starts at 9:00 don't ya know?"
"I'm just gonna take a Ho bath so we don't miss anything!"
"Ughhhhhhh again?"
by Gregaroidson. April 04, 2017