"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."
by Gregaroidson. June 01, 2017
Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017
A politician who tries to win votes by promising everything is free because he will be taking from the working class to give to the non-working.
Example 1. "Dude now that we have BernieHood for president I hope I can just sit around and eat my Doritos and watch SpongeBob."
Example 2. " what's the difference between Robin Hood and BernieHood? About 650 years! "
Example 2. " what's the difference between Robin Hood and BernieHood? About 650 years! "
by Gregaroidson. June 09, 2018
"Dude you just gensulted our waitress!"
"No I didn't I said to him he did a good job and left a 15% tip."
"That was a chick dumb ass!"
"No I didn't I said to him he did a good job and left a 15% tip."
"That was a chick dumb ass!"
by Gregaroidson. March 18, 2017
"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"
by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017
Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."
Person #2 "Why you say that?"
Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."
Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."
Person #2 "Why you say that?"
Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."
Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."
by Gregaroidson. April 09, 2019
" I heard the Paris climate Accord amounted to nothing more than America sending trillions of dollars overseas to other nations."
" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"
" America also would have had to reduce your carbon footprint but China and India didn't have to do anything about it and they're the biggest offenders. "
" I also heard that if every nation completely complied that in the next 100 years we could hope that the temperature may drop by .02 degrees."
" Yeah it's a good thing Trump pulled us out of it let's look for a better deal something that really helps the environment ."
"So many are acting like it's the end of the world the way they talk."
' That's the fart of the deal!"
by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017