Definitions by Gregaroidson.
Funishment
Child to friend " I got some unexpected funishment when. I blew up the go cart motor."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."
Funishment by Gregaroidson. February 8, 2020
Dumbocrat
Naive person lacking intelligence and information willing to vote for anyone who promises them something for free.
"I am so scared. "
"What are you afraid of love?"
"I am afraid a majority of Dumbocrats will steal my lifes savongs.:
"Why would they do that love?"
"They would do it for a vote. Haven't you watched the news lately?"
"What are you afraid of love?"
"I am afraid a majority of Dumbocrats will steal my lifes savongs.:
"Why would they do that love?"
"They would do it for a vote. Haven't you watched the news lately?"
Dumbocrat by Gregaroidson. April 10, 2019
Homance
Person #1 "I guess I am in a homance now."
Person #2 "Why you say that?"
Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."
Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."
Person #2 "Why you say that?"
Person #1. "Jen just told me she is sleeping with Mark but it doesn't mean she don't love me."
Person #2 "Dude you are right in the middle of a homance."
Homance by Gregaroidson. April 9, 2019
BernieHood
A politician who tries to win votes by promising everything is free because he will be taking from the working class to give to the non-working.
Example 1. "Dude now that we have BernieHood for president I hope I can just sit around and eat my Doritos and watch SpongeBob."
Example 2. " what's the difference between Robin Hood and BernieHood? About 650 years! "
Example 2. " what's the difference between Robin Hood and BernieHood? About 650 years! "
BernieHood by Gregaroidson. June 9, 2018
Taking the wog for a dalk
Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."
Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.
Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."
Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.
Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.
Taking the wog for a dalk by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017
Re enter Paris
To finish the job you started.
When Donny realized he wouldn't see Paris for a while he felt bad for pulling out. It was then he decided to re enter Paris and finish the job.
Re enter Paris by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017
Obamboozeled
"We really got obamboozled on Obamacare. "
" If you want to keep your doctor then you can keep your doctor ." Obamboozeled.
" The average family premium is going to drop by $2,400 a year." Obamboozelded again.
" If you want to keep your doctor then you can keep your doctor ." Obamboozeled.
" The average family premium is going to drop by $2,400 a year." Obamboozelded again.
Obamboozeled by Gregaroidson. June 14, 2017