Phone Clone

When a person loses touch with the real world and has their life in their phone.

" Sheila used to be so much fun now all she does is look at her phone."
" Yeah she's a real phone clone now she put her personality into her phone and is just a shell."

"What can we do to help her?"

" Send her to the Urban Dictionary and tell her to look up phone clone."

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Funishment

Funishment. The consequence of wrong doing that turns out the be unexpectedly fun.

Child to friend " I got some unexpected funishment when. I blew up the go cart motor."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."

by Gregaroidson. February 08, 2020

Ho bath

When a woman decides to sprinkling on perfume instead of taking a shower or bath.

"Hurry up and get ready the band starts at 9:00 don't ya know?"
"I'm just gonna take a Ho bath so we don't miss anything!"
"Ughhhhhhh again?"

by Gregaroidson. April 03, 2017

Swamp journalist

Latin, Swampus Journalista. Someone who publishes or reports fake news. Someone who cares nothing about facts but only about promoting the agenda of the left.

" under sworn testimony in a senate hearing Mr. Comey revealed who the real swamp journalists are."
" Yeah I don't see how he had any other choice he was under oath he had to finally tell the truth."

by Gregaroidson. June 12, 2017

BernieHood

A politician who tries to win votes by promising everything is free because he will be taking from the working class to give to the non-working.

Example 1. "Dude now that we have BernieHood for president I hope I can just sit around and eat my Doritos and watch SpongeBob."
Example 2. " what's the difference between Robin Hood and BernieHood? About 650 years! "

by Gregaroidson. June 09, 2018

Pewber Driver

A ride you get and pay for when your in a major city and the driver, his breath or car stinks.

"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Gensult

When you incorrectly address the gender of of a human being .

"Dude you just gensulted our waitress!"
"No I didn't I said to him he did a good job and left a 15% tip."

"That was a chick dumb ass!"

by Gregaroidson. March 18, 2017