Gregaroidson.'s definitions

Ho bath

When a woman decides to sprinkling on perfume instead of taking a shower or bath.

"Hurry up and get ready the band starts at 9:00 don't ya know?"
"I'm just gonna take a Ho bath so we don't miss anything!"
"Ughhhhhhh again?"

by Gregaroidson. April 3, 2017

Funishment

Funishment. The consequence of wrong doing that turns out the be unexpectedly fun.

Child to friend " I got some unexpected funishment when. I blew up the go cart motor."
Friend."Oh what happened??
Child to friend My dad bought me a new go cart."

by Gregaroidson. February 8, 2020

Dumbocrat

Naive person lacking intelligence and information willing to vote for anyone who promises them something for free.

"I am so scared. "

"What are you afraid of love?"

"I am afraid a majority of Dumbocrats will steal my lifes savongs.:

"Why would they do that love?"

"They would do it for a vote. Haven't you watched the news lately?"

by Gregaroidson. April 10, 2019

Cide Joke

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.

"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."

by Gregaroidson. June 1, 2017

Pewber Driver

A ride you get and pay for when your in a major city and the driver, his breath or car stinks.

"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Gensult

When you incorrectly address the gender of of a human being .

"Dude you just gensulted our waitress!"
"No I didn't I said to him he did a good job and left a 15% tip."

"That was a chick dumb ass!"

by Gregaroidson. March 18, 2017

BernieHood

A politician who tries to win votes by promising everything is free because he will be taking from the working class to give to the non-working.

Example 1. "Dude now that we have BernieHood for president I hope I can just sit around and eat my Doritos and watch SpongeBob."
Example 2. " what's the difference between Robin Hood and BernieHood? About 650 years! "

by Gregaroidson. June 9, 2018