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Swagonometry
Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.
Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019
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Swagonometry
To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.
Swagonometry by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015
Swagonomics
1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.
2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?
B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.
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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.
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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
Swagonomics by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011
Swagutory Rape
When a male uses his swag (which is never anything special or abnormally impressive for a guy his age: minimum wage job, beat up car from the mid 90's, clothes he bought at a discount price from the Hot Topic he works at) to attract underage girls who are not used to boys their age having such things. He does this out of desperation; ladies his age find his advances hilarious and sad.
He will often and mainly use Facebook, Twitter, or any form of social networking where young and impressionable minors are prominent. He will also target girls who are a bit out of date and or cliche; scene girls and leftover Myspace whores are always messaged first.
He will often and mainly use Facebook, Twitter, or any form of social networking where young and impressionable minors are prominent. He will also target girls who are a bit out of date and or cliche; scene girls and leftover Myspace whores are always messaged first.
Creeper 1: Yeah man, you didn't hear? He took TWO fifteen year olds to the movies at the same time. That's pretty pimp of him.
Creeper 2: Wow, that's pimp of him. They must be impressed by his discount Louis V gear. Definitely a case of Swagutory Rape going on there.
Creeper 2: Wow, that's pimp of him. They must be impressed by his discount Louis V gear. Definitely a case of Swagutory Rape going on there.
Swagutory Rape by K. Cobra November 8, 2011
swagotology
(not to be confused with swagtology): a scientific discipline, a subbranch of sociology rather, dealing with concepts, from a sociological perspective, related to swag, YOLO, YODO, and other issues dealing with either swag or modern teenagers.
While swagtology is the vox populii and non scientific ( in this case i.e done by the popular masses, for popular masses) study of swag and other related concepts, swagotology, IMHO, should be either a separate social science discipline or a subbranch of sociology.
swagotology by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013
Swagtose Intolerant
Swagtose Intolerant by slickrick14 June 6, 2010
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