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swagotology 

(not to be confused with swagtology): a scientific discipline, a subbranch of sociology rather, dealing with concepts, from a sociological perspective, related to swag, YOLO, YODO, and other issues dealing with either swag or modern teenagers.
While swagtology is the vox populii and non scientific ( in this case i.e done by the popular masses, for popular masses) study of swag and other related concepts, swagotology, IMHO, should be either a separate social science discipline or a subbranch of sociology.
swagotology by Uncle Dimma August 20, 2013
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Swagology 

the study of looking fly and staying fresh. Often schooled by a Swagologist, keeping his students looking good and getting laid.
"dude, what do i gotta do to get girls to notice me?"

"yo brah, you best sign up for Swagology 101. Your swag needs some work.."
Swagology by Professor Fresh March 27, 2010
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SWAGGology 

1) basically, the suffix -ology- is "a combining form used in the names of sciences or bodies of knowledge" as stated by wikipedia
so swagg means style
so put the two together and you have a -knowledge of style-

2) anybody who has SWAGGology is known as the "Master Of Swagg" because he/or she has the full and complete knowledge of swagg. these people often have a desireable swagg by everyone around them
"man that guys swagg is so cold, its like he wrote the book on swaggology"
SWAGGology by ACEofSWAGG December 20, 2008

swagology 

The study of a. loot, and b. and/or booty. (The booty referring to pirates' loot, not your rump).
My friend Bob Dylan is studying swagology at a 4-year university named PirateU: "The different types of swag are as varied and myriad as the pirates themselves."

Swagtology

The basis and origin of swag
Sally is so annoying, she is kind of like swagtology.
She has a lot of swag in her life, she is kind of like swagtology.
Sam is swagtology.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026