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swagtownz 

best person ever , very swaggy but not as swag as me , very nice a bit too nice oh and did i mention swag 🤑🤑
reki: who’s that swaggy mf

me: oh it’s swagtownz

reki: i love swagtownz
swagtownz by udders March 16, 2021
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swagtownz 

swagtownz is so nice I love them sm they will always answer your dms or reply to your comments despite them having 1136 followers they are still so nice. PLUS THEY ARE SO FUNNY AND NOT TO MENTION THEY ARE LIKE YOUR HOT MUTUAL /p
Hey do you follow@swagtownz on tik tok ?
No why ?
You really should !!! They are so funny
A grannys sagging tits on a hot summers day
Ahh! Look at Sagtown approaching from the East
Sagtown by Titfuck69 April 20, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026