A legendary comedian who can handle tough situations like an absolute genius but sometimes gets confused while doing simple things. People never want to miss a chance to learn something from him. Also a fantastic chess player.
Person 1 : Sam rescued that family from such a huge fire but ended up burning hands while lighting a matchstick.
Person 2 : He is such a Swagato!!
A sub-term stemming from the word Vagabond (1: moving from place to place without a fixed home : wandering
2 A: of, relating to, or characteristic of a wanderer B : leading an unsettled, irresponsible, or disreputable life)
However the swagabond is an individual who is well kept and is unsuspecting to the general public as person who is effectively homeless. Similar to the couch surfer but applies to a more broader group and is specific on style and hygiene.
"Wait, that dude is homeless? He dresses so well, that dude's a Swagabond
A combination of swag and steez, to be used in place of macaroni and cheese or any other meal to describe the consumer's utter ease of style and swagger. Achieved by only the freshest mother fuckers around.
Dude 1: "yo dude snag a look at his guy."
Dude 2: "whoa, whoa, looks like sombody just had a bowl full of swagaroni & steez for lunch."
Dude 1: "tell me about it those fresh ass threads are doing him some total justice dude."