Supprise Sex

who calls it rape these days
its now offically know as supprise sex!

Supprise Sex: Whilst woman is asleep, start rooting her (anus or vagina take the pick) and if she wakes up SUPPRISE BITCH!

by P-Dogga! October 15, 2008

Surprise Sex Ninja

A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.

Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.

by Innocent Bystander September 11, 2004

Suprise Sex

Also known as rape. Though some argue that hollering "Suprise" before the act of raping someone thus makes it suprise sex. a crime which is less severe than rape but is still looked down upon by; teachers, mothers, and the pope.

"suprise!"
"suprise what?"
"suprise sex bitch stop screamin'."

by KEEPING January 11, 2009

suprise sex

Sex that the recipient didn't realize they agreed to.

Chick: "Kobe totally raped me from behind. I didn't want to have sex with him. I'm calling the cops."
Lawyer: "Nah, it was just suprise sex. You were asking for it."
Chick: "Oh, cool."

by poohbah May 24, 2006

surprise sex

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"

My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant

by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord April 14, 2006

Surprise Sex Ninja

Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).

Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?

by Lacrox September 18, 2004

surprise sex

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.

Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004