supersize
V. To make larger, usu. in the context of a takeout order placed with a dining establishment.
Adj. Larger than expected, necessary, or appropriate.
Adj. Larger than expected, necessary, or appropriate.
Fast food clerk: What can I get you today?
John Q. Lardass: I'll have a triple bacon cheeseburger, supersize that please...two Biggie Fries, supersize of course, a two-liter Coke...a supersize chocolate shake....
Southwest Airlines clerk: What can I do for you?
John Q. Lardass: I need a ticket to Dallas.
Clerk: That will be one supersize ticket to Dallas, $850 please.
John Q. Lardass: What!!?
Clerk: Sir, customers must pay for all the seats they occupy. I see you are still gorging on your supersize fries, so don't try that "glandular disorder" crap with us today. Take some goddamn personal responsibility.
John Q. Lardass: I'll have a triple bacon cheeseburger, supersize that please...two Biggie Fries, supersize of course, a two-liter Coke...a supersize chocolate shake....
Southwest Airlines clerk: What can I do for you?
John Q. Lardass: I need a ticket to Dallas.
Clerk: That will be one supersize ticket to Dallas, $850 please.
John Q. Lardass: What!!?
Clerk: Sir, customers must pay for all the seats they occupy. I see you are still gorging on your supersize fries, so don't try that "glandular disorder" crap with us today. Take some goddamn personal responsibility.
supersize by Carl Willis August 4, 2004
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