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A phrase used by men, generally added to a fictitious number that they use to describe the length of their penis.
The guy that tried to pick me up last night said he had an 8 and 1/2 incher. The way he talked, I didn't believe, so I didn't give him a chance to show me.
by Panchoman Jr. November 15, 2006
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This is an acronym, usually capitalized which means a "Certified F**k Monster. It can be a man, but usually refers to a woman. This is a classy woman that takes great pride in her sexual wants, needs, and capabilities. Generally, she is not promiscuous. She is always up for everything and anything at anytime.
My girlfriend is a true CFM. I could not ask for anything more. She is tireless and limitless, whenever we are together. On top of all that she is very beautiful and classy.
by Panchoman Jr. June 7, 2007
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What you might say to your Buddy when you tell him that you went down on your woman the night before.
I just love doing the cheesepie thing with my lady.
by Panchoman Jr. November 16, 2006
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What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)
I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.
by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006
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When a woman is in the cowgirl position (on top straddling her man), she is sitting straight up as opposed to laying chest the chest on top of her man.
When my girl does cowgirl up, I love playing with her breasts.
by Panchoman Jr. November 16, 2006
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Is just like a "MILF”, except it refers to A Divorced Woman.
The mother of one of my grade school children is a true DMILF. I often see her in my dreams...
by Panchoman Jr. June 1, 2007
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Spelling the word "flog" backwards...
He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him
by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006
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