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The practice of dipping your penis into paint (watercolor paint is the safest) and then painting a picture with the end of your dick. Some of the best pictures are when your lady does the painting...
For the first time, last night my special lady and I did some penis art, which she wanted to take home and have framed.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

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POF is an acronym for a website called PlentyofFish. It is a free dating site with absolute no cost whatsoever.
I have met several very nice people, while using POF. It is a good place to start to get to know different people, without the pressure of being in a "one-on-one" environment.
by Panchoman Jr. March 23, 2007

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A "word" which can be as either a adjective or a verb. In the trades industry (construction workers, electricians, carpentry, etc.), it is a word that is required to be included at least once in every sentence.
Where is my "fuckin'” Hammer? Another example: where are the "fuckin'” welding rods?
by Panchoman Jr. December 23, 2006

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The most obvious definition:

Usually having your dog or your cat "desexed". A minor operation that leaves the animal incapable of reproducing
Did you have a veterinarian neuter your new puppy?
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

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When you have gone so long without sex, that your private parts, male or female, almost really ache.
It has been so long for me going without any action that I have an actual fuck ache. I need some now.
by Panchoman Jr. November 20, 2006

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Generally regarded as a man, although some women also enjoy it as well, who takes pride, and gets tremendous enjoyment out of orally satisfying his woman. A truly good "pie taster" has an amazing ability with his tongue, lips, and yes, even his nose, to always satisfy a woman. To the "pie taster", the sweet taste and fragrance is only beat by the woman's reaction - physically and orally (as in moaning and groaning). Pure pleasure for both people, if done properly. A true "pie taster" causes his woman and himself as well to lose track of time - the only time limit is her ability to continue...
A true "pie taster" always dreams of a true cherry pie. Regardless of that fact or dream, he is always ready to enjoy any kind of pie - except maybe a “cowpie”, but you never know about that either.
by Panchoman Jr. January 24, 2007

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What a man named George might nickname is penis.
While my girlfriend is giving me head, she often refers to my penis as King George. Well named, might I add.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006

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