Definitions by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts

paki 

Derogatory term that's mainly used by complete fuckheads. They can't tell a Muslim from a Hindu so the term "paki" goes to both races. Someone needs to shoot those racist bastards.

My classmate (and he's black o_O): I got a Paki version for 50 Cent's "Candy Shop". "I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the red spot"
Me:...you're an idiot....

paki by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts February 18, 2007

asshole 

Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.

Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so.
Waiter: Stop being such an asshole!

asshole by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

Supersize Me 

An interesting documentary where a man named Morgan Spurlock eats McDonalds meals three times a day for one month. As he does this, we see how this affects him and how he's telling all those McDonalds fans who love their favourite fast-food restaurant too much about what could happen to them.

Man: After watching Supersize Me, I think I'm going to stop eating all that McDonalds.

Supersize Me by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

ytmnd 

Decent site where you can watch an image/GIF blended with music in a humorous way and get a few laughs out of it.

Guy's comment *after watching a ytmnd*: lol nice ytmnd there

ytmnd by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

internet 

An excellent creation, where you can get pretty much any information you need at the click of a mouse. But most sites (like MySpace and GameFAQs) are overrun by dumbasses, whiners, fanboys and complete assholes who will never get a life if it could save the world.

Social conversations on the internet look a bit like this:

n00b: shut up lol u r gay
Emo: omg wtf i hate you now im gonna cut myself lol

Sensible gamer: I believe the Wii will be better than the PS3 because I feel like playing in a different way this gen.
Fanboy: U FANBOY, EVRY1 NOWS PS3 IZ BETTA DAN DA WII LOL

internet by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006

homework 

A form of child and teen torture in which they find out they cannot relax after a hard day's work at school, as they have to finish the 3,000 word English essay which is due in for the next day.

Kid *at graduation*: Foul beasts of the world, begone for all eternity! *throws homework book onto bonfire*

homework by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 15, 2006

My Gym Partner's A Monkey

The most boring excuse for a show that the new producers at Cartoon Network could make out of their small brains. Kid at an animal school, WHO GIVES A DAMN! O, Cartoon Network, where hast thou placeth Dexter's Lab?

Me: *after hearing My Gym Partner's A Monkey intro song for 19th time* ARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

My Gym Partner's A Monkey by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts August 10, 2006