Kayl's definitions
Remember that old commercial for the Clapper? "Clap on, clap off, clap on clap off...The Clapper."
A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"
A Pantser is someone of either gender who is a major slut, so much so that their activities can be summed up as "pants on, pants off, pants on pants off...The Pantser!"
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Mike? He thinks he has the clap.
Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.
Guy #2: I wouldn't be surprised. He's a bit of a Pantser; he left the bar last Friday with three dodgy-looking skanks I wouldn't have touched with a ten-foot pole.
by Kayl February 11, 2010
Get the Pantsermug. Indian savory pastries filled with curry, generally potato curry. Quite possibly the most perfect things ever created by humankind, they are a treat for all occasions and a cure for all ills. Well, except violent gastrointestinal upset due to overconsumption, and we won't do that again now will we? Needless to say, they're radtastic.
by Kayl April 9, 2008
Get the samosamug. by Kayl July 2, 2019
Get the scrummug. 1. A guy in Super Troopers. A big dumb fatass who is really very sad, in a hilarious sort of way.
2. One of those friends who isn't really your friend...he just sort of hangs around you and takes your cheeky shenanigans way too far to be funny anywhere but in Super Troopers.
2. One of those friends who isn't really your friend...he just sort of hangs around you and takes your cheeky shenanigans way too far to be funny anywhere but in Super Troopers.
1. "I don't wanna large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!"
"Say it! Say Car Ramrod!"
"Pfft. I can say 'meow'...I can say 'moo'. Hell, for 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!"
"License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKERS! BGAWWWW!!!"
2. Guy #1: Hey, maybe we could TP the prof's house...
Guy #2: No man, we should fuckin' TP his house, then screw his wife, then wrap his children in Ace bandages and dangle them out the windows!
Guy #1: Um, no, that wouldn't be funny.
Guy #2: Fuck yeah it would! I'm gonna go!
*runs off alone*
Guy #1: He is such a Farva.
"Say it! Say Car Ramrod!"
"Pfft. I can say 'meow'...I can say 'moo'. Hell, for 20 bucks, I'll call the guy a chicken fucker!"
"License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKERS! BGAWWWW!!!"
2. Guy #1: Hey, maybe we could TP the prof's house...
Guy #2: No man, we should fuckin' TP his house, then screw his wife, then wrap his children in Ace bandages and dangle them out the windows!
Guy #1: Um, no, that wouldn't be funny.
Guy #2: Fuck yeah it would! I'm gonna go!
*runs off alone*
Guy #1: He is such a Farva.
by Kayl April 15, 2008
Get the Farvamug. by Kayl April 15, 2008
Get the Supersize Memug. What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.
Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....
Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.
Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?
Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.
Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?
Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
by Kayl June 12, 2008
Get the sprained brainmug. 1. A colony of <elves> that live on Mt. Lemmon, north of Tucson, AZ. Can only be seen when severly stoned or just very strange.
2. An idiotic inside joke.
2. An idiotic inside joke.
1. "Dude, I saw an Elf on Mt. Lemmon!"
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."
"Oh, so you must be very strange."
2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"
"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, Mo saw them too! But she was stoned."
"Oh, so you must be very strange."
2. "Hey, what's the couch doing upon the how-do-you-do-sir?"
"Dude, that's so Mt. Lemmon Elf Colony. Give it a rest."
by Kayl October 3, 2007
Get the Mt. Lemmon Elf Colonymug.