Superman Batman 

Someone who eats a lot and exercises. They got brains, but also lift weights and eat big to get big. They're muscular and also have big brains and a dad bod so kind of chubby, but it's muscular dad bod. And they eat meats, and eat all their fruits and vegetables. Yes, they eat some junk food sometimes, but they add healthy stuff.

Tony: I'm Superman Batman.

*Eats cheese and other foods.

Superman Batman by HawaiianPunch1 February 16, 2025

batman superman syndrome 

When your friend group has 2 alpha males

I think we have batman superman syndrome

batman superman syndrome by Chillaxe June 8, 2016

Superman and Batman 

Superman was really wanting for sex and wanted some lovely activity with Batman,he invited Batman to his house and told him to follow him to his room and locked the door,then he caressed Batman’s dick and rubs it every 3 seconds,Batman blushed and was so horny. Then Superman starts to give him a handjob and masturbate his dick. His dick is so hard and as Superman is jerking it,Batman exclaimed “Oh yes..!!!,Ugh FASTER FASTER” and then said “I’M ABOUT TO CUM” and he cummed and made his underwear wet,and someone of the cum came out and on Superman’s Face and his floor. And he said “Good boy, and licks the semen” then he unbuckles his belt and undresses his clothes and underwear and throws them into the bed. He tells batman to do the same too,He then goes behind Batman on the bed and as his Dick hard,He then fucks it so hard and fast,Batman screamed “OH YES DADDY SUPERMAN,YES OHH THAT THING IS SO BIG!!”,Of course,Since he feels the pleasure,He cums as well and Superman too,They were both so pleased and as Batman was really horny,he sucked Superman’s Dick and sucked it hard. Superman exclaimed “Oh yes…Ohh yes… Go Batman do it faster…” and Batman did,Superman was so pleased,he moaned so hard and as his cum goes inside Batman,Batman stopped and was so pleased with his cum,and he put on his Underwear,Clothes and buckled his belt and said “Superman I want to meet you again next week daddy”.

Superman and Batman are the ones that I really want to have the gay sex

Superman and Batman by Guy who writes horny things May 19, 2025

Batman v superman

Highly underrated dceu movie, overly hated yet still talked about to this very day

Originally released in 2016, critics and audiences weren’t ready for this masterpiece, the ultimate edition btw is the DEFINITIVE VERSION, the theatrical cut doesn’t do it much Justice. (Pun intended)

Batman and superman fight, blah blah ! Martha!!! But the movies great even though WB crammed the justice league setup and other useless junk in it.

All in all, great dc movie with flaws, yes but entertaining comic book flick nonetheless

Batman v superman is a cult classic

Batman v superman aged like wine

Critics hate BVS because they expected a kid friendly mcu movie

zack snyder gave us man of steel and Batman v superman, followed by justice league

Batman v Superman is the follow up to man of steel rather than an “OFFICIAL” man of steel sequel

Batfleck killed it as batman!!!!!!!!

one of the most important dceu movies is Batman v superman

Batman v superman setup MOST OF THE DCEU

Guy 1: blah batman v Superman is lame, pure trash

Guy 2: get a load of this brainless tick, go watch your transformers and marvel comedies

Guy 1: whaaaaat?? *confused and lacking intelligence*

Random nerd: Batman v Superman is misunderstood

Random guy 2: I agree, Batman v Superman gets OVERHATED, there’s ALOT of good and awesomeness in that movie

**shakes hands**

Batman v superman

Batman v superman by WatcherInc August 25, 2022

Batman v superman (2016) 

One of the best dc movies OF ALL TIME

Batman v superman is the second installment in the dceu and perhaps the most important film that setup too much bs but nonetheless it was WB fault and Zack snyder is hardly to blame even if this magnificent film is flawed

Batman v superman is legit a comic book masterpiece

Batman v superman, a misunderstood comic book movie gem

Batman v superman (2016)

Batman v superman (2016) by WatcherInc August 25, 2022

Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition 

The best comic book movie of 2016, directed by the brilliant Zack Snyder

"BvS was bad, but Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition was a masterpiece"

Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition by Dr. Doom23 November 18, 2020

batman vs superman

the worst movie ever.

I hate batman vs superman

batman vs superman by s.kyle November 17, 2020