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Super Pain

a crazy intense level of pain that can be achieved through improper coordination and lack of ability to equalibrate shit. this level of pain is often caused during extreme physical activities.
I tried to equalibrate the fuckin' rail and fell on my face. Now im in super pain
by twosnakesinacage February 23, 2009
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Super Paint

When you are about to cum you pull out and paint her stomach, back or ass.
She loves it when I super paint her ass.
by Mister superman December 31, 2015
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Super Adelle and the Hunger Pains

Possibly the greatest female band in existence. So great in fact that they need not posess any music or talent. Members include Super Adelle (lead vocals), Crackpot Cabbie (Guitarist), Giada Glade (Bassist) and Hurricane Danie (Drummer). www.myspace.com/superadelleandthehungerpains
I saw Super Adelle and the Hunger Pains last night at CBGB's and they totally RaWk MaH sOx!!!
by Crackpot Cabbie March 12, 2005
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supercained

To be supercained is to be temporarily freed of the enslavement of mass consumerism and material wealth. One is rocketed and novacained into a cocoon of nirvanic bliss: a womb-like state of oblivion where care, pain, and external reality cease to exist.

The term has become particularly popular amongst the Hollywood elite; often used to describe the euphoric bliss that occurs shortly after they insufflate a copious helping of high grade cocaine. The celebutantes are, for a brief moment in time, released from the cage of superficiality and disillusionment to which they have been eternally chained.

The origin of the word 'supercained' is often ascribed to the highly dysfunctional gated community: Malibu Colony. However, the word's real roots stem from the novel 'Super-Cannes'; a novel written in 2000 by English author, J.G. Ballard (a.k.a. Bad Boy Ballard).

The novel depicts a real village in Vallaurius, France called Super-Cannes--an Eden-Olympia where the European ultra-elite have gathered in the hills above Cannes, forming a closed society that offers its privileged residents luxury homes, private doctors, private security forces, their own psychiatrists, and other conveniences that only the excessively wealthy can possibly be privy to. Super-Cannes was one of Ballard's final novels before he passed in 2009.
Braxton: "I walked in on my father banging Maddison this morning. Not that it was unexpected. It's not like Maddison was really my girlfriend. I mean we fucked, we went to prom and all, but it's not as if either of us were emotionally attached. I admit, seeing my father defile her anus did piss me off a bit. So I went into my father's adamantium-plated vault, you know, where he keeps his stash of the 'pure' that he thinks I don't know about. He must think I'm some sort of Wolffian Duct degenerate b/c the dipshit couldn't have made the pass-code any more obvious..i mean...he has it tattooed along the sheath of his penis, which he's so fond of flagellating in my presence. Anyways, dove into the never-ending dunes of white surrounding me and SUPERCAINED myself into a blizzard of oblivion, fresh powder and snow flake flying everywhere. Feeling superhuman, I took his mint Ferrari Enzo and drove it off the cliffs past the Mulholland turnpike. Shit went up in flames. I ejected myself of course, escaping unscathed I thought...however, the cocaine must have had a numbing effect b/c my left femur and gastrocnemius have been throbbing for the past hour. Abatement with a dollop of lidocaine and a cortisone injection should remedy the cankle effect that seems to be hemorrhaging at an abnormal rate--which is beginning to make me feel mildly self-conscious. Pass that bowl of Lorna Doones, would you?"
by supercained June 28, 2010
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Supertaint

Person with a very massive patch of skin between their member and their anus. Also called the Gouch or Grundle
Marty's taint is a supertaint. Eh?
by Bernie Green September 6, 2009
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Superpiano

A fuckin' huge-ass 17-octave big motha' fuckin' piano that is mentioned in some random-ass bigraphy of some bad-ass composer named P.D.Q. Bach. There has only been a handful of etudes and songs written for this instrument. However, David Phillips is known as the instruments master composer... of death...
Please refer to attached picture of a superpiano

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by Davizeus March 13, 2008
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SuperPoints Invite

An invite to the popular rewards website SuperPoints. There are many websites that make an invite available. The best and most popular one is autosuperpointsinvite . weebly . com (remove spaces).
Guy: "Hey I just got my $25 PayPal gift card from SuperPoints!"

Guy 2: "Where can I get a SuperPoints invite?!"

Guy: "At autosuperpointsinvite . weebly . com"
by IPT3rminat0r January 2, 2012
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