Supertaint

Person with a very massive patch of skin between their member and their anus. Also called the Gouch or Grundle

Marty's taint is a supertaint. Eh?

Supertaint by Bernie Green September 6, 2009

supercained 

To be supercained is to be temporarily freed of the enslavement of mass consumerism and material wealth. One is rocketed and novacained into a cocoon of nirvanic bliss: a womb-like state of oblivion where care, pain, and external reality cease to exist.

The term has become particularly popular amongst the Hollywood elite; often used to describe the euphoric bliss that occurs shortly after they insufflate a copious helping of high grade cocaine. The celebutantes are, for a brief moment in time, released from the cage of superficiality and disillusionment to which they have been eternally chained.

The origin of the word 'supercained' is often ascribed to the highly dysfunctional gated community: Malibu Colony. However, the word's real roots stem from the novel 'Super-Cannes'; a novel written in 2000 by English author, J.G. Ballard (a.k.a. Bad Boy Ballard).

The novel depicts a real village in Vallaurius, France called Super-Cannes--an Eden-Olympia where the European ultra-elite have gathered in the hills above Cannes, forming a closed society that offers its privileged residents luxury homes, private doctors, private security forces, their own psychiatrists, and other conveniences that only the excessively wealthy can possibly be privy to. Super-Cannes was one of Ballard's final novels before he passed in 2009.

Braxton: "I walked in on my father banging Maddison this morning. Not that it was unexpected. It's not like Maddison was really my girlfriend. I mean we fucked, we went to prom and all, but it's not as if either of us were emotionally attached. I admit, seeing my father defile her anus did piss me off a bit. So I went into my father's adamantium-plated vault, you know, where he keeps his stash of the 'pure' that he thinks I don't know about. He must think I'm some sort of Wolffian Duct degenerate b/c the dipshit couldn't have made the pass-code any more obvious..i mean...he has it tattooed along the sheath of his penis, which he's so fond of flagellating in my presence. Anyways, dove into the never-ending dunes of white surrounding me and SUPERCAINED myself into a blizzard of oblivion, fresh powder and snow flake flying everywhere. Feeling superhuman, I took his mint Ferrari Enzo and drove it off the cliffs past the Mulholland turnpike. Shit went up in flames. I ejected myself of course, escaping unscathed I thought...however, the cocaine must have had a numbing effect b/c my left femur and gastrocnemius have been throbbing for the past hour. Abatement with a dollop of lidocaine and a cortisone injection should remedy the cankle effect that seems to be hemorrhaging at an abnormal rate--which is beginning to make me feel mildly self-conscious. Pass that bowl of Lorna Doones, would you?"

supercained by supercained June 28, 2010

Superfantastic

The name of a particularly potent kind of LSD that was made in California, USA.

That Superfantastic acis sure lived up to its name!

Superfantastic by djsynchro January 14, 2012

Supernintendo 

A reference to one's superintendent, a high ranking official and/or the caretaker of a building.

First said by Ralph Wiggum to Superintendent Chalmers in an episode of The Simpsons, 'Lisa Gets an "A"', where Ralph confuses Chalmers' formal title with that of a popular video game system.

"I just heard that the rent is increasing for our apartment! Our Supernintendo is being a real douche, huh?"

Supernintendo by H3rshel June 26, 2009

Superintendent Chalmers 

Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.
Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!"

Superintendent Chalmers by zutroy January 3, 2005

superfantasticallyawesome 

Super fantastically awesome.
Like goats.

EC: Goats are superfantasticallyawesome.
DFF: Yes, EC. Yes, they are.

superfantasticallyawesome by DiamondFlipFlopz January 7, 2008

superfantabulawesometastic 

A word meaning that something is super, fantastic, fabulous, or awesome. it is the most energetic word you could use to say "cool"

Holy crap that is one Superfantabulawesometastic picture!

Whoa, you look superfantabulawesometastic!

superfantabulawesometastic by Superfantabulawesometastic Man September 12, 2010