The act of smearing oneself with semen after masturbation. Used by foolish young boys who didn't get any tissue before he started tugging. They then put on a shirt to hide the smears and go straight to the bathroom
Guy 1: Weird story, I had to wipe my cum on my chestlast night because I didn't get any tissues
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAIG. FUCKING SUNCREAMING
A garbage twitch streamer who got his start playing Speedrunners and can't focus enough to settle on one game so he variety streams random games. Known for hitting himself in the face with a stomp rocket to amuse viewers and being an ugly douche with bad hair who looks and sounds uneducated.
If you lived in tokyo, you might ride a captain stag folding bike, drink suntory boss coffee, and talk about bob sapp. Unless of course you drive a Honda That's. Then you'd still be a talking about bob sapp.