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A suspicious Sasquatch who only seems to come around when you’re just trying to do tasks with your crewmates.
Bots always sus the susquatch.
Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.
Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!
Susquatch WAS the imposter.
Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.
Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!
Susquatch WAS the imposter.
susquatch by Vicki Veritas April 30, 2021
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Skumquat
A rare breed of hybrid alien/ghost also known as the Lock-Neck Monster. Widower of Vanessa. Fond of jar-opening vocals and pumpkins in Fall. The actual season of Fall it despises. Turned on by cuteness, mostly in plush form, misery and the fingers of Nurse Tickle. Can often be found hunched over maps, pounding surfaces with its fist or whoring itself for laughs. Eschews sob stories and hobbies. Can only express emotion in the form of humor. Occasionally manifests as Manic Clown. If this happens all around it will soon be destroyed.
"What's that grey mass huddled in the corner, shaking and giggling and pounding its hip?"
"Oh, that's just Skumquat."
"Oh, that's just Skumquat."
Scumquat
A person or animal with as much personality and sense as a vegetable and has annoyed the user of the word
Scumquat by A I Fowler January 26, 2009
skumquat
A single or group of fruit which has obviously surpassed it's acceptable freshness point.
A rotten kumquat, attributable to all rotten fruit groups.
A rotten kumquat, attributable to all rotten fruit groups.
That bunch of grapes looked pretty good a couple of days ago, but I'm pretty sure this mess is nothing more than a bunch of skumquat.
skumquat by deaconsbench April 4, 2011
Susquatch
A suspicious person who is obviously trying not to appear to be suspicious but failing miserably.
A play on the term Sasquatch.
A play on the term Sasquatch.
Look at that susquatch trying to sneak into the movie in a neon pink t-shirt!
He is such a susquatch!
He is such a susquatch!
Susquatch by UniversalMummy2 November 30, 2021