Sumpuation
There was a sumpuation about his big dick.
Sumpuation by Asshole Samijo July 20, 2023
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Simpuation
Aj: “Whats the Simpuation?”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”
Jonathan: “The girl I was flirting with declined my follow request...”
Aj: “Damn bro that’s tough asf.”
Simpuation by Xjdr1 November 20, 2019
Related Words
Sumpuation • Simpuation • Simpsation • simptation • Semptation • Simpsational • simptationish • Simpulation • Simpusation • Slipuation
Simpsational
When you’re in an area with a high volume of hot sexy shawties and you have no idea how to react to such an occasion so you feel forced to put on your player face and spit mad game.
Buddy: “How was the party last night?”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”
You: “There were so many hot chicks there it was simpsational!”
Simpsational by O.G.Greasy July 13, 2020
Simpulation
Simpulation by @kyubees February 12, 2020
Sumption
Ridiculous and vainglorious beard topiary, suggesting the wearer has a massive sense of humour and very little time for anything in life other than tonsorial trimming, this suggestion is however red herring of massive proportions as wearers of such idiotic facial adornment are without exception hugely self-absorbed and self-promoting 'Nathan Barley' types. Usually working in 'Noo Meedja' they are without exception, egotistical, taking themselves and their beards hugely seriously. Compulsive 'Twitterers' to a man (there are very few females able to grow enough chin hair to facilitate a viable 'carve'), they honestly believe that the word in general is as interested in the tedious minutiae of there everyday lives as they are. There is a campain gathering momentum to make such chin adornments an arrestable offence.
'Good grief man, get rid of that silly Sumption before you leave the house'.
Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.
Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.
Look at the Sumption on that, what a twit.
Trim my Sumption my good man, make sure it's 'relavant' to the youth.
Sumption by Postman Patois October 11, 2009
Slipuation
The situation in which one is put when they can be caught slippin.
OR
The situation when someone is slippin
OR
The situation when someone is slippin
"Man... you were Slippin all over that dancefloor.... you need to know when to bounce up outta the slipuation!"
Slipuation by StirFrizzle October 12, 2009
Simpusation
Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.
Simpusation by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020
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