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susquatch

A suspicious Sasquatch who only seems to come around when you’re just trying to do tasks with your crewmates.
Bots always sus the susquatch.

Tune in next week at 11 for a brand new episode of Finding Susquatch.

Damn susquatch just stole my Amazon packages!

Susquatch WAS the imposter.
by Vicki Veritas April 30, 2021
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Susquatch

A suspicious person who is obviously trying not to appear to be suspicious but failing miserably.

A play on the term Sasquatch.
Look at that susquatch trying to sneak into the movie in a neon pink t-shirt!

He is such a susquatch!
by UniversalMummy2 November 30, 2021
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Squatcho

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.
Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."
by SE Beast September 1, 2014
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de-sasquatching

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen
Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.
by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014
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sasquatch balls

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair
Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!
by ashane July 5, 2017
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Cleveland Sasquatch

A classic Cleveland Steamer preformed by
someone with a horribly harry ass.
Ethel felt fur coat fancy after George
gave her a steaming hot
Cleveland Sasquatch.
by streetwhiz May 16, 2009
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sasquatch homies

Seven horny teenagers who live in Hawaii and people think they're intimidating when really they're just seven losers who cry over cute boys.

The seven Sasquatch homies are: Jessica, Donnamel, Kira, Ki'i, Karly, Sara, and Kiley.
They are seven best friends who love each other so much. It's probably the best friendship you'll ever encounter.

Started on January 21, 2013 with just six members but on June 16, 2013 Ki'i joined and they became the best of friends what anyone could ever have!
Oh, and on November 21, 2013 Calum Thomas Hood dm'd Donnamel "what are Sasquatch homies" when she asked him to join.
Jessica is still trying to convince Luke Hemmings to join the Sasquatch homies as well.
"What are Sasquatch homies"
"Lol okay, Calum"
by Hammahdolo_808 November 22, 2013
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