a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures
by paybay July 06, 2012
by Ava and Lauren May 12, 2006
by Cleidus October 10, 2018
Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!
by mibluvr13 May 17, 2005
by quatly f-in October 25, 2009
1) mm, I'm kind of hungry. Hey, Is there any kumquat in that fruit salad you just made?
2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers..
by Pielaii October 24, 2005
Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.
Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.
Guy 1: Man, last night I let out a couple of kumquats on her face, and I had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking - she's allergic to oranges.
Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?!
Guy 1: She died.
by DDKankerlijer March 25, 2012