a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures
by paybay July 6, 2012
by Ava and Lauren May 12, 2006
by Cleidus October 10, 2018
Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!
by mibluvr13 May 17, 2005
by quatly f-in October 25, 2009
Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.
Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.
Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.
Guy 1: Man, last night I let out a couple of kumquats on her face, and I had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking - she's allergic to oranges.
Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?!
Guy 1: She died.
Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?!
Guy 1: She died.
by DDKankerlijer March 25, 2012