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The hottest girl you'll ever meet
Suleen is super hot but I heard she loves sweet potatoes and mine's small
Suleen by rainbow_power June 1, 2018
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Suleen is a kind, mean, goofy girl. A Suleen could usually have brown or black hair but sometimes in light it can tend to look brighter. They are shy around somebody they aren't too close with. When they are around somebody really close they will be the god of big dumb dumbs and goof off whenever they have the chance. Suleen's are the freakiest. They tend to know more than you think they would. When a Suleen is feeling down they usually try and hide it to make sure nobody notices because they are too afraid to talk to somebody about their problems and will give the best advice to others. Some Suleens can be really dumb but they are also smart when they really need/want to be. Suleens will respect anybody who respects them. If you create anon and off friendship/relationship with a Suleen you will automatically get her to hate you no mater what. Get her mad or sad, she will find a way to rip you apart into pieces no mater how long it takes. Suleen is a person you would want to be friends with and will give you the best cuddles and hugs ever. Opinions and hurtful comments can really get into a Suleen's feelings and even cause them to hate the world in every single way. A Suleen may not be the best looking but deep down they are the kindest, freakiest, cutest things ever.
Scarlet: Omg! Who's that girl over there? She looks really kind and sweet but who is she?
Bella: Oh hey! Thats Suleen! She's the god of crackheads and gave me the best advice last week!
Suleen by Suleen January 30, 2020
Related Words
Suleen spleen Saleen sleen sullen seleena Spleening Spleenis Surleen syleena
Someone that doesn’t pay child support and never sees his kid or kids someone who hits women and smokes a lot of meth to get sukeena is to get curesed with a terrible man a true dead beat dad
Dam girl I just got sukeena
sukeena by Brooooo Ham June 2, 2018

spleens the cat 

Florida man's pet cat, also featured on Gray Still Plays in his sims videos, along with her good friend Tonsils.
You don't like Spleens the cat?!?!?!?!
spleens the cat by Ana.Love-Cathrine November 18, 2019
A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays
Who’s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
Oh
Spleens by Spleens March 28, 2020

HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN

WHEN YOU HOP AROUND LIKE A JUNGLE BUNNY ON HOLLOWS EVE BEKUZ YOU TRIK OR TREATED IN THE GHETTO AND YOU GOT A NEEDLE STUCK IN YOUR SPLEEN KUZ SOME FOOL PUT IT IN YOUR BIT O HUNNY THATS WHAT HAPPENS ON HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN
OWW MY GUT HURTS IT MUST BE HOPPY HOLLOW SPLEEN AGAIN DAM CRACK HEADS POISOND MY TREATS AGAIN CRAZY SPOOKS

Cooked your own spleen 

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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