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A cat on every drug and has every Disease and slave to graystillplays
Whoโ€™s a good kitty spleens
(Demonic Noises)
by Spleens March 28, 2020
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.
"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"
by Morathor March 30, 2004
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An internal organ of the human body on the left side.
It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.
My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.
by elissanozit April 23, 2009
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an internal organ most widely known for "cleaning shit and stuff".
"Every kitty needs their spleen."
by LovesSomeKitty April 30, 2009
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1)When one has nothing to say except complain about something - the spleen.
2)When something hurts.
3)A word that can be used when referring to almost anythung. Like that of meh.
1)*groan* spleen!
2)My spleen hurts, well something hurts, must be my spleen.
3)person1: whats her name again?
person2: ah, spleen!
by G-UNIT March 15, 2005
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Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface
You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground
by BenKenTheBest April 04, 2003
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