Suckasus 

A word that long predates all modern slang. Actually can be used to describe a person or a thing/situation. Can be used to say something is good or bad (Think of how the word "bad" was used in the 90s to say something is cool) but the word also holds a negative meaning too.
Also can be used as a way to announce elite status

1. "CRAP! I lost..."
"You wanna know why? Because I'm playing mind games suckasus!

2. *Enters room*

"SUCKASUS!!!!"
"What the freak was that?"
"I just had to let you all know who the real suckasus here is."

3. Come fight me.... METAKNIGHT! SUCKASUS!!!!!!

*Noclips into nth dimension*

Suckasus by Charles E. Banyard March 22, 2022

Suckass Samsonite 

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Suckassidness 

when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .

when you are excited about an upcoming event

and want to have fun with your friends only to be

told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!

Suckassidness by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011

suckassiest

To suck the most ass.

Stefan's paper towel is the suckassiest of all paper towels.

suckassiest by suckassiest June 26, 2008

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

suckass sucker by tonedog five January 18, 2005

Suckasstrophe 

A situation or event, however, not a catastrophe, that you find yourself in that really sucks.

I was supposed to have a telephone interview today for an awesome job. My phone never rang and a voicemail appeared 5 hours later, what a suckasstrophe!

Suckasstrophe by Nauticalnun August 31, 2011

suckasstic 

A word I invented because I didn't hear it right when someone said "sarcastic". Then I thought, wow, suckasstic... thats a great word. It can mean it really sucks ass, in a fantastic kind of way. Suckasstic.

That movie was totally suckasstic.

suckasstic by Unique Name August 6, 2005