Suckasstrophe

A situation or event, however, not a catastrophe, that you find yourself in that really sucks.

I was supposed to have a telephone interview today for an awesome job. My phone never rang and a voicemail appeared 5 hours later, what a suckasstrophe!

by Nauticalnun August 31, 2011

successtrophe

An occasion wherein you succeed so hard, you fail.

His website was so successful, the server was overwhelmed, then exploded. It was a successtrophe.

He was handsome, brilliant, and funny. He intimidated every woman he met. His entire personality was a dating successtrophe.

by Emrysk October 20, 2009