The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.
Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!
Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.
Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name
"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."
".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."
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***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at MelbourneCricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........
Sussing is the act of being shady in a relationship sense. Someone who withholds information about their other sexual partners and convinces someone they are exclusive. Playing with someones emotions.
Lexi: This man told me he loved me last week but he's been really sus lately
Sam: Did you ask him about it?
Lexi: Yeah he said there's nothing to worry about
~a day later
Lexi: This mans just texted me saying he has a gf!
Sam: Damn this guy was really sussing you!