2 definitions by portman2

His relationship was in such shit, it was in definite need for erectification.
by portman2 May 22, 2014
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n. To harass, beguile, or otherwise screw with someone by SMS.
1 txt: hey looser i 8 all ur klondike barz 2day

2 txt: wtf!!1! u best be smessing with me!
by portman2 June 21, 2011
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