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n. To harass, beguile, or otherwise screw with someone by SMS.
1 txt: hey looser i 8 all ur klondike barz 2day

2 txt: wtf!!1! u best be smessing with me!
smessing by portman2 June 20, 2011
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A popular competitive activity from 1946-1976 founded by Frankie Johnson.
Rarely remembered today due to the non specific activity involved.
See also "ssss" "the Super Secret Slesping Society"
I was always good at Slesping, even from a young age.
Slesping by Dak88 January 25, 2019

Sleshinger 

A kitchen implement made in Japan, assembled in Germany, and shipped to Canada. it is only sold in Alabama. of course, the power of this object is un-know. for a while now, Canada has been plotting to take over the U.S.A. with their particle accelerator. aided by the brain washed rock bands of america, they could only afford one small shop to sell these devices in the state of Alabama. when the economy fell, the need for imported kitchen devices went up. now there is a Sheshinger is almost every home in america. we must stop them before they carry out their ultimate plan! Canada will use giant rockets to fly their country to mars, then blow up the earth! WE MUST STOP THEM!
A Sleshinger is a spatula, with port attachments, and TURBO DRIVE!
Sleshinger by Scorpius Malcom October 29, 2009

Slussing 

Verb:

The act of playing a video game with a pornography in the picture in picture (a little box at the corner of the screen) Usually the game being played is Minecraft or World Of Warcraft.

If masturbation and ejaculation does occur, the jizz probably wont be cleaned up for a few days.
"Man i walked in on my brother slussing the otherday... it was terrible.
Slussing by mydadisadick January 1, 2012

slossing 

fighting in a very old fashioned way. Bare hands and only alternating punches are allowed.
They took it outside. Mike started by throwing a punch and Ivanov replied with a right hook. It was slossing.
slossing by mr rascal January 7, 2012

Slessinger 

The woman lies on her back and the man lies on top of her with his back towards her. He grinds his butt into her groin whilst she reaches around and masturbates him.
I gave him a Slessinger last night and he rubbed his arse so hard into me into my cunt it made me cum so hard.
Slessinger by Thisisnyrealname April 5, 2024