stumpid 

Stupid + Dumb = Stumpid

I can't even think right meow, I'm so stumpid.

You are the stumpidest person I've ever met. Seriously though. So. Stumpid.

stumpid by Alimew June 17, 2017

Stumpid 

It consists of the words dumb and stupid. It means that the person you are calling stumpid is being dumb and stupid.

Joey: What is Barack Obama’s first name?
Mrs. Kelly (teacher): YOU ARE BOUT STUMPID AS HELL!

Stumpid by Donttakecreditforotherswork April 1, 2021

Stupid Juice

A concoction enjoyed that brings out the kid out of grown men.

A handle of Captain Morgan’s and a liter of ginger ale made just enough stupid juice for Jay and me if it was a 1:00 game.

Stupid Juice by Bourbony January 1, 2022

stupid brain syndrome 

Stupid brain syndrome (SBS) is a condition which is caused by plastic particles that are directly inhaled. the particles will then enter your brain and cause SBS

Joey:yo you heard charlie got stupid brain syndrome
Sport: damn shouldve stopped sniffing them blu-ray cartridges

stupid brain syndrome by zxtekiii February 28, 2020

Stupid is transiting everything

Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.

Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.

Stupid is transiting everything by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 19, 2023

do you are have stupid 

The ultimate insult, all "No Us" and Reverse Cards do NOT work on this, this will vanquish the opponent to the shadow realm, forever damned to eternal suffering.

John: Your granny tranny
Nick: *smiles* do you are have stupid
John: *fades away, sent to the shadow realm

do you are have stupid by begone-clot October 22, 2018

Trump Stupid 

A catastrophic type of stupid. A stupid so deep, that even stupid himself doesn't dare go near. Some say someone who is Trump Stupid has no hope of rehabilitation. The mere existence of millions of people that are Trump Stupid has led world scholars to question the credibility and strength of the United States' educational system. Europe's leading physicians are saying genetics might be to blame, and are branding those that exhibit features of Trump Stupid as a syndrome, leading to the popular diagnostic abbreviation, TSS.

Stupid: I didn't know a tomato is technically a fruit
Trump Stupid: What's a tomato?

Stupid: I need paper to add 2 + 2 together
Trump Stupid: What's 2 + 2 mean?

Stupid: I can't think of anything that rhymes with thunder
Trump Stupid: Thunder rhymes with thunder

Trump Stupid by Gman October 8, 2016