heatus increasus

The Harry Potter spell for increasing the heat, when mans not hot.

Man: Dude, aren't you hot? It's 105 degrees and you have a winter jacket on.
Shaq: I'll show you I'm not hot. HEATUS INCREASUS!
*174 degrees*

Shaq: Brrr...

by begone-clot September 10, 2018

heatus decreasus

The Harry Potter spell to make the tempature go down, BECAUSE IT GETS SO, FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE!

*104 degrees*

Harry: HEATUS DECREASUS!
*drops down to 65 degrees
Harry: much better

by begone-clot September 08, 2018

do you are have stupid

The ultimate insult, all "No Us" and Reverse Cards do NOT work on this, this will vanquish the opponent to the shadow realm, forever damned to eternal suffering.

John: Your granny tranny
Nick: *smiles* do you are have stupid
John: *fades away, sent to the shadow realm

by begone-clot October 23, 2018

egone thot

The phrase to banish a strong thot with the power of Lord Farquaad and the Thot Patrol, because the thots have been evolving....

Thot Patroller: NO! My Begone Thoticus Maximus you're omega gay isn't working! I have to resort to one thing.... E GONE THOT!
Thot: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Thot was vaporized, then vaporized again until completely obliterated and sent to HEll

by begone-clot September 11, 2018