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Definitions by begone-clot

do you are have stupid 

The ultimate insult, all "No Us" and Reverse Cards do NOT work on this, this will vanquish the opponent to the shadow realm, forever damned to eternal suffering.
John: Your granny tranny
Nick: *smiles* do you are have stupid
John: *fades away, sent to the shadow realm

egone thot 

The phrase to banish a strong thot with the power of Lord Farquaad and the Thot Patrol, because the thots have been evolving....
Thot Patroller: NO! My Begone Thoticus Maximus you're omega gay isn't working! I have to resort to one thing.... E GONE THOT!
Thot: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Thot was vaporized, then vaporized again until completely obliterated and sent to HEll
egone thot by begone-clot September 11, 2018

heatus increasus 

The Harry Potter spell for increasing the heat, when mans not hot.
Man: Dude, aren't you hot? It's 105 degrees and you have a winter jacket on.
Shaq: I'll show you I'm not hot. HEATUS INCREASUS!
*174 degrees*

Shaq: Brrr...
heatus increasus by begone-clot September 10, 2018

heatus decreasus 

The Harry Potter spell to make the tempature go down, BECAUSE IT GETS SO, FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE!
*104 degrees*

Harry: HEATUS DECREASUS!
*drops down to 65 degrees
Harry: much better
heatus decreasus by begone-clot September 8, 2018