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Stumblies 

When you are so drunk you are unable to maintain balance, leading you to stumble around. However, you are completely consciously aware of you're lack of balance, but cannot control it.
James: "I don't think I can stand up straight. I do indeed believe I have the stumblies."
Stumblies by Mack MC July 15, 2016
Words you can keep
The act of being so fucked up you can't see or walk straight, therefore you stumblin.
"Damn man, that shit last night got us fuckkked up!"
"Yea bro, I was stumblinnnn!"
Stumblin by Siyksoul December 22, 2009

stumbleine 

A hopeless, dreamy, yet clumsy girl who is somebody's sweetheart. She is gentle and she is loved.
"Amy has become quite the stumbleine now she's finally found a boyfriend"
stumbleine by WiseOldTabbyCat April 4, 2008

Stumbler's Syndrome 

A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.
Why are you clicking on the favorites button?

What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.

stumblebomb 

(v.) Repeatedly sending inane websites dozens or hundreds of times, often in conjunction with accompliaces, to a StumbleUpon user so that it becomes all but impossible for him to surf the sites he wants to.
It took me two hours to get through those pages after those dudes stumblebombed me.

Stumble puff 

A transient doper stumbling through the area looking for free drugs.
Me: hey, what is that stumble puff doing?
You: looking for a free puff, duh!
Stumble puff by QueenyOmygodess April 1, 2017

Stumble guys 

When a boy is flirting with a woman through the use of a video game
“Hey Kristina. You trynna hop on stumble guys?”
“Fuck no”
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