stromosexual
stromosexual by hazzamcgee. June 1, 2009
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Stromosexual
any male between the age of 17 and 25 who constantly play sports/war related video games, MUST watch any game and know EXACTLY what time the draft starts and whos in it.
girl #1: what ya'll on tonight?
girl #2: idk they're playin nba 09.
girl #1: that sucks, ur man's such a stromosexual.
girl #2: i kno girl.
girl #2: idk they're playin nba 09.
girl #1: that sucks, ur man's such a stromosexual.
girl #2: i kno girl.
Stromosexual by flawdagrl May 3, 2009
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Tromosexual
Example 1: I'm Tromosexual. Sexually attracted to Jospeh Trohman.
Example 2: "Joe's ass looks fine, I think I am Tromosexual." Says Andy Hurley
Example 2: "Joe's ass looks fine, I think I am Tromosexual." Says Andy Hurley
Tromosexual by 2005PeteWenztIsMyLife March 16, 2019
Shmomosexual
The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)
Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.
Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.
Shmomosexual by rperazag May 5, 2010
Slomosexual
A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
Slomosexual by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010
straimosexual
A straimosexual man is a man who publicly identifies as being heterosexual (straight) rather than bisexual (bi / bicurious) but who also engages sexually with other straight men, gay men (open and closeted) and bisexual men. He os an example of a man who has sex with other men (MSM). He enjoys both heterosexual privilege as well as gay (male same sex) sexual and erotic pleasure.
A: He isn’t gay or bi, he’s straimosexual and likes sexual experiences with men while at the same time identifying as straight or heterosexual.
B: You means that he’s ‘heteroflexible’? Or ‘mostly straight’?
A: Yup
B: You means that he’s ‘heteroflexible’? Or ‘mostly straight’?
A: Yup
straimosexual by I am not me October 31, 2018