Stroke Nap 

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.

After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.

Stroke Nap by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018

Nap Stroke 

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.

"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."

Nap Stroke by BurtVid January 16, 2013

Napalm Stroke 

Masturbating with a Deep Heat covered hand

He's walking like he's just had a Napalm Stroke

Napalm Stroke by GrundlBrioche June 8, 2011

strokerap 

It is neither mumble rap or lyrical. It is a form of rap where the rapper sounds like he is struggling to breath and only mumbles half the lines coherently.

Jane: What kind of rap do you guys like?
Jim: I really like mumble rapping just cause it's so fast.
George: I'm really loving this new strokerap.
Jim: What's stroke rap?
George: You have to hear it to understand, look up lanze. He has a hot song called wit it.

strokerap by longShaftJenkins October 8, 2018

Austrian Napalm Strike 

A combination of a Blumpkin and The Austrian Airstrike.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.

One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.

The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.

*Reclining shirtless in a lawn chair*
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”

*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”

…

Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”

Kane: “awwww yeah…”

Austrian Napalm Strike by Jeff Da Maori Ow October 10, 2013

Napalm Strike

This is an attack against a significant other by the male of the relationship. This attack usually occurs after the male is denied sex for more than 48hrs. This occurs after said female goes to sleep and consits of an ejaculation to the hair.

Honey why is my ponytail stuck to my eyebrows.

ANSWER: Sounds like you got a Napalm Strike...

Napalm Strike by Striker78 January 2, 2011

Napalm Strike

A napalm strike is where a person with severe diarrhea runs across the room while naked. While they shit on the floor, it contaminates the floor with steamy hot poop in the form of a jelly, just like the characteristics of napalm.

Person 1: Yo i just did a napalm strike at the wedding
Person 2: that’s fucking gross

Napalm Strike by Karminium April 9, 2021