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strokerap 

It is neither mumble rap or lyrical. It is a form of rap where the rapper sounds like he is struggling to breath and only mumbles half the lines coherently.
Jane: What kind of rap do you guys like?
Jim: I really like mumble rapping just cause it's so fast.
George: I'm really loving this new strokerap.
Jim: What's stroke rap?
George: You have to hear it to understand, look up lanze. He has a hot song called wit it.
strokerap by longShaftJenkins October 8, 2018
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Coke stroker 

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.
Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!
Coke stroker by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Chain Stroker 

Somone who masturbates constantly. As soon as they get their rocks off they get right to it and do it again.
He had a serious addiction to masturbating...he was a chain stroker.
Chain Stroker by rocketman January 30, 2005

Feathery Stroker 

A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
Feathery Stroker by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012

Stroker's Guilt 

That feeling of remorse/self loathing/shame after busting a huge nut to questionable pornographic material.
I suffered Stroker's Guilt after getting off to a midget clown gang bang.
Stroker's Guilt by Dyzko November 12, 2016

Tail Stroker 

Perverted old men that sit around and stroke the tails of their 2 pound white dogs while they sit on their laps.
Did you see that friggin tail stroker Mark sitting in his chair stroking Lucie's tail during the Patriots-Jets game? WTF - can't he do that when we're not around?

gooch stroker 

a gooch stroker is a person who takes pleasure from stroking the gooch of either themself or the gooch of another.

They may stroke their own gooch as part of the act of masturbation, but gooch stroking may also be totally non-sexual. Gooch strokers tend to form clans who after intense training in gooch dojos are accetped as a true gooch assasin.
Mandy: Oh Wantabe, let me stroke your gooch while I pleasure you

Wantanabe: hell no, there aint no way I'm letting your fingers anywehere near my gooch, or my bacon strip, you gooch stroker!
gooch stroker by The Padre October 19, 2009